skivee ([info]skivee) wrote,
@ 2009-03-16 13:07:00
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Current music:I. Kranski's " die Kröte und Huhn Polkas " Ein Volkstanz

PR Cruise News AND Sumpin Jus Ain't Right With Them Russians
Our travel agent, Adam, has told me that the we only have 10 cabins left in our block for the Bermuda cruise; and that those cabin will only be available until THIS FRIDAY. So if you are thinking of joining our merry band in Bermuda, you'd best contact Adam at:
http://www.greenbelttravel.com/
301-474-1300
1-800-695-0317

Inner cabin: $1325
ocean view cabin: $1525
for details and stuff
We will be having a wonderful time with many fun activities.
If you miss the trip, we will miss you...and we will mock you.


In other news, Sumpin Jus Ain't Right With Them Russians.
They are a strange people, much like West Virginians or sheet metal workers.

This illustrates the point




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[info]ferlonda
2009-03-16 08:24 pm UTC (link)
LOLOL! I almost choked on my chocolate cake. I'm going to need counseling before I can eat chicken again...

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[info]skivee
2009-03-17 09:56 am UTC (link)
So close!!! Why do my plans to kill you always end just THIS side of success???
DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu!!! <3

Re: tyhe chicken. I don't understand why whoever did this...did this. G'aaaaaah.

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[info]ferlonda
2009-03-17 11:40 am UTC (link)
You will continue to fail in your attempts because your intentions are not pure. You may want me dead but you enjoy these torture sessions too much to want them to end. :)

Re: the chicken. Too much time on their hands.

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[info]canuckdesz
2009-03-17 02:40 am UTC (link)
Will you mock me even though you know my last employer didn't pay me the money he was supposed to, and thus made it impossible for me to afford the trip?

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[info]skivee
2009-03-17 04:34 am UTC (link)
No, I will viciously mock that ass who cheated you while pretending to greatness. He should be beaten with rattan sticks and made to eat goat poop.
He should never be allowed a cup Timmie's coffee. He is the anti-Canadian.
You will recieve no mockery from me...promise.

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[info]canuckdesz
2009-03-17 08:38 pm UTC (link)
You're the best Skivvee. My old boss has apparently vanished, and hasn't been seen or heard from in weeks. We're betting he's either been arrested or skipped the country.

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POKE
[info]pyratelady
2009-03-17 04:29 am UTC (link)
That's http://www.greenbelttravel.com, not "www.greenbelttrasvel.com"

Editrix

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Re: POKE
[info]skivee
2009-03-17 04:38 am UTC (link)
Thank you. I've corrected the original.

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