skivee ([info]skivee) wrote,
@ 2009-07-10 13:25:00
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Current music:Kranski's " Lied des Lachend Kröte " Ein Lied

LJ Not What It's CRACKED Up To Be
You may find this mostly amusing
Teehee

Now see the empowered women of LJ take their vengence on the evil editors of CRACKED magazine

I particularly like the devouring of the evil pink meteorite. That, and the really big tree-throwing...Oh, I liked the really big treefrog, too.
Shucks, she's so dreamy, I could almost forget that she's named ZsaZsa.


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[info]maugorn
2009-07-10 06:33 pm UTC (link)
I fight my way out of the lair of your Twisted Tibetan Necromancer friends (and their horde of zombie slaves), hitchhike home over three continents to find my house infested by arthropods and *this* (link #2) waiting for me? True Evil has never had a ally as true as you!

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[info]skivee
2009-07-10 07:22 pm UTC (link)
What an unexpected surprise to see you again, even though you sting me with your vitriol. You knew the dangers of this business.

But, I apologize for being so combative. Old habits and all that.
You must be weary from your long journey.
Here, sit you down and enjoy this refreshing draught of cinnamon spiced almond ale.

May I shown you my latest baubble? It's called the Stone of Souls. I acquired it from an ancient African shaman in the high mountains of Kenta.
His name was Ngonna Mabutu. Did you know of him? He was dying and had no further use for it. He practically gave it to me.
Doesn't it have the most interesting sparkle. A bit like a dew covered field of spiderwebs. Glistening, glinting, shimmering, scintillating, drawing you in...spiderwebs drawing you in...drawing you in....drawing you innnnnnn.
"Ungawa, Pacy-pacy, Matonna-hafalla...GREEEEEEEEeeee!"

There now. Try to stand up, old chum. Just try. Perhaps you would like to strike me. Move your arm...make a fist. Can you even move a finger... I see you trembling with rage...or is it...fear?BwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahhackcoughspit
Oh how very rude of me to monopolize the conversation. I will return your powers of speech to you with the incantation in a moment. Just keep in mind the legend. Each word past the tenth you speak while ensnared by the Stone of Souls will cause you to increasingly drool and evacuate you bowels without control.
Choose your words carefully. Dehydration is such and ugly way to die and the carpet is practically new.
Perhaps, if you amuse me, I will not force you to watch the video again.
"Gort, klatuu baradda Nickto ferenghi madonna havarti dheghi twiddlio."

Now, then. Share your thoughts, old...chum.

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[info]maugorn
2009-07-10 08:41 pm UTC (link)
You forget. Baby sister taught me... powerful counter spell.
"La la la la I'm not listening!"
Good ale thoughnn gh gh guh...
Dabbit!

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[info]skivee
2009-07-10 09:32 pm UTC (link)
You should have weighed your words more carefully. That second "La" was one "la" too many. Now I shall have to task my zombies with dealing with the mess; and they have never been very good at housework.
But the news is not all bad. I saved a bunch of money by switching to GEICO.
BWAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahhackgagcoughspitdrroolfart droolfartdroolfart
You prolblaby nuuu thart the musttt himpertantttt ding who geep him mime is...
Ah fill ha bid srange. Wud hab you dung, my hold chung?????

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[info]maugorn
2009-07-11 12:01 am UTC (link)
Yuggggh....uhh

dunno

blugghhhh

mebbi it'sdishhhhhh mmmmmirror thingy

glllllgh

see? idsh glowing

llllllll

godidimTibet

hlulgh

shposed to whurrrrrgh off vvvvvvvampirsh

bllllllllulbit

might halvvvvvvvvvvv SUM addigshiognalgh puhroberties.

heyY'gknowwut? We migggggggggght live ifffwe jusht dsfmsmagsh that stogneofsholez wifffdemmmmmmmmmmmmm mirror thingy

huh huh huh huh huh

an drink bur[p] beer......... like...... all night

blumsfkslsfsingckhachK!

ew. did i really *eat* that?

hughalllllllllungnnnghghgghggggrglr

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[info]bittibuddha
2009-07-11 02:50 am UTC (link)
*blink*

boys are weird.

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[info]thewhitedragon
2009-07-13 04:56 pm UTC (link)
and girls are icky. ;p

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